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(no subject) [Sep. 12th, 2008|01:23 pm]
the green fairy

You know -I have never been so happy to be hungover. Yacky, hot, puking in the bogs at work and feeling like I have veins full of bees. But NORMAL hungover. No suicidal urges, anxiety or screaming hysteria. :) Normal service is now resumed.

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(no subject) [Sep. 8th, 2008|07:45 pm]
the green fairy
Bloody mobile internets a a pile of cack. I can't move the laptop to the far end of the bed so i can browse and drink my cup of tea from the bedside table, as it seems that - boys and girls - my bedside table is made of lead and there is no reception near it.  The tea is sitting there teasing me now, going cold...out of reach....lol

Not really sure where to start so...erm...i'll just leave it.

Sorry am on radio silent at the minute - the rain at the weekend soaked me handbag through and through and wrecked everything electrical, but supposed to be getting a new phone from one of the lasses at work the morra.

Hopefully a more insightful entry at some point when 3 decide to let me have reception where i can get comfy :P

Peace out x
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You can't fool owls [Aug. 20th, 2008|01:35 pm]
the green fairy
Hahah bless Charlotte she has sent me the owl song on Bluetooth J
Had a canny night last night. Was sitting at work all day thinking “hmm have been paid…wonder whether Finley fancies going out for some nice scran tonight” then he rang me at about half four asking me the very same question haha. So met him in the Borough and went to the Moti Raj for huge amounts of food. Was starving so ordered poppadums and starters and everything and was so stuffed when we left I struggled to even finish one drink back in the pub. Danced around with Spanky in the rain, got presented with a Transformers x-box front thing from Leyton (didn’t even know you could change them!)  then mooched home at about half 8 and went straight to bed and died in a food coma. Feel so much better this morning for actually getting some bastard sleep as I was on weekend time for a while and have been totally knackered getting up in the morning.
God work is so crap at the minute though. Jackie and Gemma are still not speaking to each other, and I sit bang in the middle so the atmosphere is obviously fabulous :S  Jackie is stressed to fuck about the extra work she’s had to take on and is threatening to hand her notice in, which sucks because basically she is the only person who makes working in this department bearable! Aaagh.
Ah well, tis Shitstrike on at the Borough tonight which should be a good giggle – must try not to get too drunk! Am going to go home first and not do my usual ill-advised straight from work drinkage whereby I’m usually plastered by the time I should just be arriving at the pub.
Going out for Tapas with Jo & Chris for their farewell do on Friday to El Coto. I motherfucking LOVE El Coto J Can’t wait. Will probably end up in the Borough afterwards as it’s Dan’s last night and I’ll never hear the end of it if he doesn’t get fed at least one shot of sambuca out of my cleavage :P
Saturday…I’m sure there’s *something* I’ve agreed to do…any hints anyone? Think I said I would go to Newcastle during the day with Steph but really not liking the idea of it. She’s canny enough but can’t be bothered with issues, especially with the inevitable hangover.
But but but but! BANK HOLIBOB ON MONDAY!!!!!! Anyone doing anything?
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(no subject) [Aug. 13th, 2008|01:04 pm]
the green fairy
Meh meh and more meh.
Have pre-payday miseries once more. Have mainly been sleeping, playing Dead Rising and making random things for dinner, one of which was a tasty pasta bake and I had no milk or white sauce so I used…chicken cup a soup. Was quite nice though.
Don’t really have owt to report. Sorry if I’m not answering text messages – my phone is playing daft buggers and turns itself off every time I go onto the “compose message” screen, which is really handy, as you can imagine.
Berecca is up at the weekend so we’re going round to Jackie’s for wine and singing. She’s made Charlotte learn the Ting Tings on the drums so we can annoy the neighbours again he he.
Am jel of Nic and Kev being in France like. 

Sylvia is talking at me.
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(no subject) [Jul. 25th, 2008|03:37 pm]
the green fairy
1. What color is your toothbrush? Yellow and blue
2. Name one person that made you smile today? Naomi talking about “knicker critters”
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Walking to the bus stop
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Staring blankly at my EC sales reports wishing it was pub time
5. What is your favorite chocolate bar? Greens and blacks dark as dark shit
6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yeah
7. What is the last thing you said aloud? What? You’ve NEVER worn a pair of tights? (to Jackie)
8. What is the best ice cream flavor? Apple sorbet
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Dr Pepper
10. What was the last thing you had to eat? Spring rolls and dubious curry sauce (had lumps of stuff which I suspect may have been apples and sultanas in *shudder*)
11. What is your favorite Restaurant? Ooh…Strada? El Coto? Too many to choose!
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No but after a dress for Jo & Chris’s do the morra.
13. The last sporting event you watched? Feck knars
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? salty
15. Who is the last person you sent a message on livejournal? Kate I think
16. Ever go camping? Not for ages but dying to try out my new tent of sex. Think Rock the Barn when Wodensthrone are on sounds like a plan
17. Do you take vitamins daily? When I remember
18. Do you go to church every Sunday? nein
19. Do you have a tan? I have a bit of a glow due to searing Bulgarian sunshine last weekend!
20. Do you like Chinese food over pizza? Take aways, yes. In restaurants, no.
21. Do you drink your pop with a straw? no
22. What did your last text message say? “and what’s it’s name??” from Nic
23. What are you doing tomorrow? Being hungover, shopping for an outfit, maybe some airshow and Jo’s engagement do on the night
24. Have you ever had a threesome? *glances around nonchalantly*
25. Look to your left. what do you see? My horrifically messy filing tray
26. What color is your watch? Don’t wear one
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? sunshine at christmas
28. What is your birthstone? Amethyst I think
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Don’t go to them
30. What is your favorite number? 21
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? One of the account managers from upstairs
32. Any plans today? Finish at half 4, go home, dye hair, bath, sleep, Borough
33. How many states/provinces/counties have you lived in? just the one
34. Biggest annoyance right now? Having an hour to go at work. And being charged 266 FLAMIN QUID in bank charges last month as I just found out
35. Last song listened to? Probably Black Hole Sun in the pub last night
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Never tried
37. Do you have a maid to clean your house? Haha I wouldn’t put anyone through that!
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My fly shoes but they’re falling apart!
39. Are you jealous of anyone? I’ve moved on from jealousy onto half-hearted bitterness
40. Is anyone jealous of you? No one has told me if they are
41. Have you seen Iron Man? no
42. Do any of your friends have children? yeah
43. What do you usually do during the day? Work
44. Do you hate anyone right now? Royal Bank of Scotland
45. Do you use the word "hello" daily? Probably
46. What color is your car? Don’t have one. Pfft.
47. Do you like cats? Some cats. I prefer dogs or scaley things though.
48. Have you ever been to a gay club? Yes.
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? nope
50. How did you get your worst scar? Burns off the oven
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Ugh iigh ugh [Jun. 3rd, 2008|12:55 pm]
the green fairy

Evil Iain
Evil Borough
Evil Grant demanding expert consumer opinion on cocktails 
...and who's idea was it to get wine on the way home?


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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2008|12:53 pm]
the green fairy

 Tra la la. Make up thing went ok...was a bit disturbed by the bronzing powder but Sarah assures me I looked a "picture of health" haha and it was probably just a shock compared to my usual pallor.  Looking forward to getting hair done tomorrow night :)

Just went home after, made stir fry and played with Lara. My attempt at tidying my flat consisted of everytime I got to a checkpoint on Tomb Raider, I would put something away haha. Had another early night as I am trying to sleep until payday comes. Pesky work getting in the way.

Nowt much planned for the neet...Ed coming over with some Country Choice as he found £1.69 in his pocket haha.


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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2008|09:02 pm]
the green fairy
Sorry itś been a while again kiddies...still not got my pc issues sorted at home. Slightly ironic that the only time i get to update is while on blasted holiday lol.

Anyway my birthday was friggin awesome and muchos thanks for all the cards/pressies/good wishes and drinks that Ive had from everyone. Youŕe all delicious especially rockhag and ajmonkeyboy who can out do Motley Crue anyday. Would love to tell you more about it but that would involve me spending pretty much the whole night in the common room on the pc and when I get back Nic and Kate will probably have killed each other over some futile red wine fuelled arguement about social classes or something :P

Got my fly tattoos and I LOOOOVE THEM! Got umlauts too.  Awesome. Tis pretty gross and scabby atm but should look gorgeous again soon.

Vienna is pretty cool anyways. Itś made the least impression of all the places Ive been recently but Im thinking thats because were staying outside of the city (no hostels in the centre - just posh hotels) but there is a lush bar with random artifacts and a nice barman nearby, as well as the Phonix (with an umlaut lol) which is a traditional type restaurant where weve just had dinner and its bloody lovely.

Went to the cathedral and crypts and that on Tuesday which was cool. Organs in jars and that.  Gotta love the death.  Got very drunk in the hostel on the evening with a random australian bloke who was sharing our room.  Had a complete hoot and there are now lots of greasy marks on the wall - Kate: what? Ask that Australian guy - it was his sausage!

Yesterday me and Kate went to the armoury, treasury and early musical instruments museum thingies which were dead cool but too much stuff to take in when youŕe hungover!  My favourite bits were the two-handed swords, marble maces (ow!), gorgeous harps and a salt cellar made from an emerald the size of your fist. Awesome.  Got to play some of the freaky harpsichord things anarl which was cool. there were a load of posh english kids on a school trip : Gabrieeeel! Have we got to go yet? *winces* and they were playing mozart and that on them but I played coin operated boy and Kate played the first 2 bars of jingle bells hahaha.  Spent the afternoon in this funfair which rocked...went on the @Dizzy Mouse@ (sorry the keyboard says they should be quotation marks) which is always good...one of those waltzer cum rollercoaster things that makes you giggle loads.  DAS ZOMBIE HAUS was also hilarious and ancient and all the little ghosty stuff was knackered and could only move in a wanking motion and Nicola got groped by a bloke with hairy gloves.  The Sombrero was also mint as the bloke kept giving us shout outs and spinning us faster and totally loved his job and was like the DJ in phoenix nights haha.  

Ended up eventually finding this tower that wed been trying to get to all week, dunno how like since itś like 200 metres tall. There was a revolving restaurant at the top which was so cool...awesome views of Vienna once you got accustomed to the weird revolveyness!  We just got back and crashed straight out and we have a new bloke in our room...english and posh...very quiet.

Today was really sunny (has snowed and that the rest of the time) which was a good day to go to the MOFOING ZOOOOO.  The Labyrinth was dead cool, and Nicola amazed us by getting to the centre first (we all split up and raced each other) seems she doesnt know where here flat is but can find her way through huge mazes hahah.  Saw lots of cool animals...the usual really but the best ones were the big male giraffe who was the hugest thing you ever saw and was like a dinosaur or something..., the wolves - which howled a lot and were generally gorgeous, weird jelly fish and this daft lizard (looked like a uromastyx but wasnt) that kept pressing up against the glass and doing press ups hahaha.  Bought random snappy animals on sticks and went back to the labyrinth where me and nic chased each other around holding them up above the hedge and reinacting scenes from the film ahahah.    Were totally knackered when we got back after taking a so called short cut which lead us across miles of gravel (kate: how long have we been walking on this infernal cat litter?) so had a few hours kip and went to the phonix again for tea. Had some lush lentil and bacon thing, Kate had swalian dumplings and Nic had goulash again. Was scrumlish.  We have just piled back here and having some wine.  The posh bloke is out haha.  Must try not to spill anything on his bed as he is in the bottom one and I claimed the treehouse type den thing on the top which is soo cool and i have my own curtains and everything.  Oh well gonna be sociable now....

Oh and everyone must read The Book of Lost Things.  It is fooking fantastic.

Toodles poodles xxxxxx
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Oi kiddiwinks!!! [Mar. 12th, 2008|01:20 pm]
the green fairy
I'm not being ignorant or ignoring anyone...I've just lost another phone.

Tra la la. Sorry :P

I am either at work or at home so if you want me you know where i am.
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I'm breathing, so I guess I'm still alive... [Feb. 1st, 2008|12:49 pm]
the green fairy
Quick post as it is a) too cold to smoke outside and b) i've ran out anyways so am still on my lunch :P

Work is cack...I miss my Rebeccaca. Was out with her last night since she is moving to sunny Manchester tomorrow in search of fame, fortune and monkey boys and now I have no pub buddy for a Friday :(

Have totally skinted myself again, as I found out when i bravely decided to check my balance on Wednesday...which I obviously should have done a lot earlier while taking random £20s out to go to Pure :( Am going to have to spend the weekend on the museum steps I think :P

Ugh. Am feeling so meh at the moment. Want to sleep until payday.
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